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Caption This! Winners for 4/23

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Captain Sensible - English guitarist, singer-songwriter - 70 Shirley MacLaine - American actress and author - 90 Kehlani - American singer-songwriter - 29 Jordan Fisher - American actor, singer and dancer - 30 Joe Keery - American actor and musician - 32 Jack Quaid - American actor - 32 Katherine Webb - American model and tv personality - 35 Tyson Ritter - American musician and actor - 40 Alexis Ohanian - American Internet entrepreneur and investor - 41 Kelly Clarkson - American singer-songwriter, tv personality and author - 42 Austin Nichols - American actor and director - 44 Danny Gokey - American singer - 44 Eric Balfour - American actor - 47 Rebecca Mader - English actress - 47 Derek Luke - American actor - 50 Barry Stock - Canadian musician, member of Three Days Grace - 50 Damon Lindelof - American screenwriter, comic book writer and producer - 51 Chipper Jones - American former professional baseball player - 52 Melinda Clarke - American actress - 55 Aidan Gillen - Irish

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Celine & Vogue France. New Joker Movie Trailer (is it supposed to be a musical?). HB to Prince Louis.

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      ► Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion sat down for an interview with Vogue France which include a fashion shoot. In the interview, she discussed living with stiff person syndrome and that she remains hopeful for a cure. She also made a point of saying that she, "does not accept freebies" when it comes to fashion. Oooh, you go Celine!  I like the way she threw shade at celebs who shamelessly do this. Celine had this to say: Read More "People pay to come and hear me sing, so I pay to buy myself clothes by designers myself".  Comment: Below photos from the shoot. My favorite is the all-brown power suit which makes her look like she's ready to take names, kick some ass, and fire an entire staff for not having her mocha latte at the precise temperature. Celine is looking really good in these photos. No snark. Okay...maybe a little: the pink monstrosity looks like a toilet paper koozie that belongs in grandma's bathroom. Celine Dion for May 2024 Vogue France. Pho

OPEN POST: Tonight is the Pink Full Moon!

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  The moon has really been in the spotlight lately, hasn't she? Tonight is the pink full moon, so-called because of the pink mountain phlox that is one of the earliest widespread flowers of Spring. The full moon is in the sign of Scorpio, and can have a particular impact on the fixed signs of the zodiac (Scorpio, Leo, Taurus and Aquarius). It is a time of liberation, empowerment and relationships. Wishing you all a wonderful full moon tonight, Peckers! Source: ET India

Caption This!

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Caption This! Winners for 4/22

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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Steve Clark - English guitarist, songwriter, Def Leppard founding member - (1960-1991) Chloe Kim - American snowboarder - 24 Charlie Rowe - English film and tv actor - 28 Gigi Hadid - American model and tv personality - 29 Caleb Johnson - American singer - 33 Dev Patel - British actor and filmmaker - 34 Jessica Stam - Canadian model - 38 Taio Cruz - British singer-songwriter - 39 Jaime King - American actress and model - 45 Joanna Krupa - Polish-born American model and actress - 45 John Cena - American professional wrestler, actor and former rapper - 47 John Oliver - British and American comedian, writer, producer, actor, tv host - 47 Kal Penn - American actor, author - 47 Aaron Dessner - American musician and songwriter - 48 Barry Watson - American actor - 50 Melina Kanakaredes - American actress - 57 David Tutera - American celebrity wedding planner and tv host - 58 John Hannah - Scottish actor - 62 Valerie Bertinelli - American actress and tv personality - 64 Craig Sheffer

EVENING NIGHTCAP: The Many Faces Of Lisa. Hair Confessions (Male Celeb Edition). David Sues Marky Mark. Today's "Who's Dis".

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      ► Lisa Rinna is someone I don't pay much attention to because I don't watch RHO____(name of city). I only remember her from Melrose Place and seeing her in ads for Lifetime movies while channel surfing. Oh, and Dlisted when MK used to mention her nepo daughter. Beyond that, she's like an colorectral exam: something you think about every few years or when the hemorrhoids start acting up.  A few days ago I grabbed my boogie board and waded over to the Daily Mail since I was bored and had some free time. They wrote about evolution of her face. Damn...WTF has she done? Read More Comment: I never realized how cute she used to be. Over the years, she has undergone a transformation that has resulted in her looking like Eddie Munster in drag. How the hell can Harry Hamlin (her hubs) allow this? Seriously, look at her! Her face looks like the result of hot wax being pored a cactus.  The evolution of Lisa Rinna's face. Photo: DailyMail.com ► If you have wondered which m

OPEN POST: Peckerwood Field Trip-Animal Rock Zoo!

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I didn't think this was real until I saw it was in Alabama. Of course! Where else would you find a zoo full of jankily painted rocks that are supposed to look like animals? I know the history behind it sounds sweet; Granpappy saw a boulder in the road, said it looked like a bull, tried to find a professional artist to paint it, couldn't, so, dangit, he did it his own damn self.  People pay money to come to a zoo with nary an animal to behold but a field of rocks painted by someone who should be banned from every paint store in the universe. There is a level of fun absurdity about it that would be a wacky good time to see when drunk or high and do fucked up photo shoots all over the zoo. Channeling 70s fashion would be our theme.  Camel toes were the thing in the '70s. Apparently.  I just wanted to offer you some fashion inspo for the trip.  Alabama Rock Zoo awaits! Uncanny resemblance to...um...er...a cow seal. A frog?

Caption This!

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Birthday Hors

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  Daniel Johns - Australian musician - 45 (silverchair - tomorrow) Machine Gun Kelly - American rapper, singer-songwriter and actor - 34 Amber Heard - American actress - 38 Amelle Berrabah - English singer, former member of Sugababes - 40 Michelle Ryan - British actress - 40 Cassidy Freeman - American actress and musician - 42 Shavo Odadjian - Armenian-American musician - 50 Willie Robertson - American tv personality, businessman, author - 52 Ingo Rademacher - German-Australian tv actor - 53 Eric Mabius - American actor - 53 Sherri Shepherd - American actress, comedian, author and media personality - 57 Sheryl Lee - German-born American actress - 57 Jeffrey Dean Morgan - American actor - 58 Ryan Styles - American-Canadian actor, comedian and producer - 65 Peter Frampton - English-American guitarist, singer-songwriter - 74 John Waters - American filmmaker, writer, actor and artist - 78 Janet Evanovich - American writer - 81 Jack Nicholson - American retired actor and filmmaker -

PECKERWOOD AFTER DARK: Invitation to Get Wet Edition!

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OPEN POST: At Last Night's 420 Peckerwood Party!

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If you're experiencing a little brain fog this morning, then you probably attended Peckerwood's Annual 420 Fiesta last night, held every year on 4/20, though this year was extra-super-special, because it was 4/20/2024 - which is the same forwards and backwards. Whoa! This year, resident Cecil Singletree caused quite the commotion when his dress came off, revealing only his undergarments - and when those came off, well, let's just say that Cecil really was the straw that stirred the drink! The party began while the sun was still out - at 4:20pm, naturally - in the Manor's great room, but of course it soon spread throughout the manse and on to its lavish grounds outside.  Some partygoers became confused, making calls on old-fashioned phones that, as you know, are merely for show. Did anyone stop them? Of course not! Still others demonstrated their admirable #skillz. And, yes, Cook provided a bevy of munchies, including delicately THC-infused duck and chicken tamales, and

Birthday Hors

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Robert Smith - English musician, singer-songwriter and record producer - 65 Tavi Gevinson - American actress, writer and magazine editor - 28 Thomas Doherty - Scottish actor and singer - 29 Frank Dillane - British actor - 33 Robbie Amell - Canadian-American actor and producer - 36 Rachel Lindsay - American media personality, attorney and podcaster - 39 Gugu Mbatha-Raw - English actress - 41 Terrence J - American actor, tv presenter, model and entertainment reporter - 42 Tony Romo - American former football player - 44 James MacAvoy - Scottish actor - 45 Charlie O’Connell - American actor and reality tv personality - 49 Steve Backshall - British naturalist, explorer, presenter and writer - 51 Bridget Everett - American comedian, actress, singer, writer and cabaret performer - 52 Rob Riggle - American actor, stand-up comedian and retired US Marine Officer - 54 Nicole Sullivan - American actress and comedian - 54 Robin Meade - American former tv news correspondent and singer - 55 T

Explain Your Week With a Gif

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