THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: "Sharon Osbourne’s 'War' Against Ozempic" By SaucyKitty!
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What’s that saying? If it’s not medically approved for your purpose/needs, then don’t take it? Guess Sharon Osbourne wishes she knew that. Sharon, best known for staying with a batshit crazy rock and roller for aeons, formerly hosting The Talk, not to mention “starring” in a mediocre reality show (really, aren’t they all?) is now on a campaign to get people to stop using Ozempic for weight loss, particularly teenagers.
Meanwhile, there is a global shortage of Ozempic. This means that people like FatherSaucyCat (aka my Dad) have to take other diabetes drugs that may not be as well matched to their needs. Dad, for example, is having massive stomach issues with his current diabetes drug. My take? If you are not obese and are just looking to drop 10-20 pounds, you should perhaps try other methods for weight loss. Some people actually, legitimately, need Ozempic for their health, and my dad is one of them!
Celebrities who have admitted to using Ozempic include Amy Schumer, Elon Husk Musk, Tracy Morgan, and Charles Barkley. Schumer notably said she had to stop taking it because it was making her too sick. There are also celebrities who, due to recent and quick weight loss and “Ozempic Face,” have been accused of taking it, such as Khloe Kartrashian (not a typo, and it stays), Oprah, Kelly Clarkson, and others.
Sharon has come out swinging her fists and poorly-dyed bobble head by declaring a war on Ozempic use via The Daily Fail Mail. After losing 42 pounds in less than a year, she has now declared that she is “too gaunt” and is unable to regain weight. She recently stated, “I’m under 100 pounds and don’t want to be.” This is a change from her original rationale of “I’ve tried everything, so I thought I might as well try it.”
As noted above, Sharon has said that Ozempic should not be given to teenagers, especially girls. “I don’t want young girls [to take it] because the world we live in today, everyone wants to be skinny,” the former talk show hostess said. [Well, yeah, thanks to celebrities like Sharon, the KTrash (allegedly), Kelly Clarkson (allegedly) taking Ozempic and undergoing weight-loss surgery as if looking thin is the end-all, be-all.] I honestly hope there is not a doctor out there who is prescribing this drug to teens for weight loss, especially since their bodies, including their metabolism, are still changing. Honestly, if Sharon knows of any doctors prescribing this to (non-diabetes 2, non-obese) teens, she should be turning that person over to their country’s medical licensing board.
Another negative for Sharon is that her husband, Ozzy, “doesn’t like” her Ozempic use or its side effects. Sharon said, “He says, ‘You’ve got skinny then something else is going to happen.’ He’s always thinking about the downside — that it’s too good to be true.” And… wait… is Ozzy… MAKING SENSE? Being lucid?
As for downsides: losing weight too fast and getting a bobble head/Ozempic Face, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, and exhaustion are just a few! But I guess there’s nothing negative about those or looking like a skeleton with a red wig, right Sharon? Because you did it anyway. Oh, and thanks to you and other “obese” celebrities and non-celebs for helping to steal what should be my dad’s supply of needed drugs.
What’s that saying? Something about fucking around and finding out? I guess Sharon summed it up nicely when she said of her new inability to gain weight, “Be careful what you wish for.”
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