OPEN POST: Lost Baby Elephant Rescued and Reunited

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Why not have some warm fuzzies on a Monday? If you are like me and love animals more than people, then this story is for you. If you wonder if you have a heart, well, this litmus test will answer that question. A little baby elephant is reunited in danger and lost from her herd, but if the herd smells human on her, she won't be accepted back. 

See? Even elephants know human beings are garbage and a scourge to the earth. Well, okay, 90 percent of people are, but elephants aren't taking any chances, just in case. Reject all of us and keep it simple. 



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