Who is March's Shitbag of the Month?
Our first turd is Jonathan Majors. The actor domestic abuser has seen his career dry up before his very eyes, so like all desperate losers, he's chosen to align himself with the MAGA movement. Majors has signed on for a new acting project being produced by The Daily Wire, which is a media company owned by Ben Shapiro. The story is said to be in the vein of 80s and 90s movies like Red Dawn and Toy Soldiers, which are about groups of teenage boys who band together and fend off invading enemies. Oh, brother. The Daily Wire have been known to scoop up actors whose careers have been cancelled, including Armie Hammer and Gina Carano, so Majors is in good company.
Second up is Timothée Chalamet. In a CNN and Variety town hall this month, the pasty actor pissed everyone off by saying that "no one cares" about the ballet and opera anymore. While the comment itself was pretty disparaging to the art forms, it's all the more bizarre given the fact that his mother, grandmother, AND sister have all danced for the New York City Ballet. Naturally, performers came out in droves to dispute Chalamet's claims, and he found himself the butt of many jokes at this year's Oscars. Chalamet has not commented any further on his stance.
Our third contender is Rebel Wilson. Back in 2024, Wilson called out the producers of her film, The Deb, for inappropriate behaviour and embezzlement. She claimed they were holding it from being released. The producers subsequently filed a defamation suit against Wilson, as did Charlotte MacInness, the star of the film and person at the center of the inappropriate behaviour allegations. Wilson hired a PR crisis team (the same one used by Justin Baldoni.....) and allegedly planned to launch a smear campaign against Amanda Ghost, the producer of the The Deb. In an audio clip that was leaked this month, digital fixer Jed Wallace is heard saying that they need to "expose Amanda Ghost as the new Heidi Fleiss" in the form of websites as a way to ruin her reputation. Wilson has denied her involvement in this plot, but Ghost's legal team claims to have evidence that she was the driving force behind the creation of these malicious websites.
Fourth up is Taylor Frankie Paul. The star of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was exposed by her ex-boyfriend, Dakota Mortensen, in a video where the two had a violent argument in the presence of her young daughter. In the clip, Paul repeatedly hits Mortensen and then throws three barstools across the room at him. Her young daughter is heard crying loudly, and it is alleged that she was hit by one of the chairs. Mortensen had originally filed charges against Paul in 2023 back when the incident occurred and she plead guilty. Mortensen also claims there was another incident in 2024. Paul seemed to face little repercussions in the eyes of the public, and was chosen to be the star of season 22 of the Bachelorette. However, the previously mentioned video of Paul throwing the chairs was leaked to the press just days before the season premiere, launching massive backlash against her and causing ABC to scrap the entire season. Paul has made a couple of comments about the scandal, claiming she will "have her truth." Good luck!
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Our final SBOTM contender is Tiger Woods. The golf prodigy and was arrested for a DUI this month after being involved in a two-vehicle car crash miles from his home in Jupiter, FL. Woods was driving his Range Rover on a Friday afternoon and attempted to pass a truck in front of him. He clipped the back of the truck, resulting in his vehicle being flipped over. Officers on scene believed Woods was impaired on medication, and he was taken into custody. He passed a breathalyzer test, however, he refused to do urinalysis. He was released after eight hours in custody, and has been charged with a DUI with property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test. This is not his first DUI charge: Woods was arrested back in 2017 when officers found him asleep at the wheel of his Mercedes with the engine running. Woods claimed it was an "unexpected reaction to medication." Sure, Jan!
You know what to do, Peckers!
Sources: Deadline, USA Today, Just Jared, NBC
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