►Back in the 1990s, Madonna and Goopy became besties. They hung out together, both married Brits, and they even wore red strings to signify their faux embrace of the Kabbalah trend which was all the rage. Then, in the early 2000s, they stopped braiding each other's hair and kaput: friendship out the window like a bad fart. Fast forward to today. According to Amy Odell author of  Gwyneth: The Biography,  she spills the tea on why. It all goes back to an incident that happened when Goopy and her then husband, Chris Martin, were on vacay at an island for the entitled rich. The story goes that Madonna seemed to know where Goopy & Chris went and she conveniently ran into them. Oh, how Single White Female of her. The couple found this strange but didn't think twice about it. Madonna insisted they join her for dinner, with her daughter Lourdes (around 10 yrs old at the time, if my math is correct) and other guests. During dinner, Madonna went all Mommie Dearest ...

  ► Filming has begun on the sequel to the 2006 movie, The Devil Wears Prada (DWP). The original cast is coming back including Ann E Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci, and Emily Blunt. Joining them will be Kenneth Brannagh as Miranda's latest husband. It's interesting that filming began the week Anna Wintour announced her retirement after 37 years as the devil-in-chief of Vogue US. DWP is loosely based on her. IMO, Nuclear Wintour single-handedly turned Vogue into a laughing stock by opting to feature trash and privileged celebs on the covers instead of models. Case in point: cover of Kim Kardtrashkan with Kanye; Walmart Wallis, Goopy (9 covers), Nicole Kidman (8 covers); and the recent cover of Silicon Sophia (Govt Name: Lauren Sanchez) to coincide with her tacky ass wedding. Plus, Anna turned the Met Gala from a classy fundraiser for the Met Museum into a parade of low class influencers and entitled celebs.  Details of the movie plot are leaking like an overworked bladd...

   ► The circus of the year known as the Bozo & Silicon Sophia wedding took place over the weekend at Venice. There's a lot to laugh at the $56 million they reportedly spent to show that you can't buy class. It was a wedding Stefon from SNL would be proud of. The only thing missing were the midgets wearing traffic cones on their heads and a goat karaoke. Here's my book report.    Let's begin with the wedding invitation. I've seen better art work in a bathroom stall of a port-a-john. It's almost as if they went to Dollar General and bought a sheet of random stickers and threw them on as an after-thought when this mess was spat out by a printer low on ink. If you notice, the invite asks guests to make a donation to a listed Venice charity. Let's be real: donation = payoff. Bozo doesn't have a decent bone in his turtle body. SM had a few thoughts about the invitation:   Read More "Please tell me this isn’t real. It looks like clip art from windows ...

  ► During an appearance on the Kelly Mantle Show, comedian Margaret Cho disclosed that every time she appeared on The Ellen Show, the mean Keebler elf (Govt Name: Ellen DeGeneres) would act like they never met. What did Margaret expect? Ellen wasn't acting. Ellen is the new Leona Helmsley.

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from Daniel C! When I first saw the chic elegance that is Lauren Sanchez, I was in awe. But what is it that I find so mesmerizing about this future Amazon glamazon? Am I just trying to make fetch happen? To me, Lauren possesses many qualities that I admire. I would not call myself extremely introverted, but I do not always need the spotlight on me. If I think about my closest friends, I can say that I am blessed to be close to some eccentric personalities who are okay with being obnoxious at times. I am naturally drawn to walking, talking telenovelas and when I learned that Lauren used to be an Emmy-winning news anchor and an accomplished helicopter pilot years, BB (before Bezos), I was intrigued.  I also find her very charismatic and could listen to her coarse voice blabbering drama for ages. Yeah, I've got time for that. You should meet ...

This is a tale of moxie, a tale of bravery, a tale of all-out chutzpah from everyone's favorite Jewish convert - since Tia Tequila and Jenna Jameson, at least. This is the tale of Ivanka Trump. Why "brave," you ask? Because what's the ultimate nepo baby to do when not a single person wants to be in their company?  No, really. No one.  Since she's no longer advising world leaders at the G20 Summit  or focusing on the economic empowerment of women as daddy's specialist-ever "special advisor," Ivanka has had to completely re-architect her life! This is plainly audacious on her part, and make no mistake, architecting your life is hard.  Ever since daddy got elected, then lost his re-election, Ivanka has faced grueling hardships. Her fashion and accessories line went belly up; former social and cultural besties, like Anna Wintour and Blake Lively, no longer invited her to their exclusive soirees and events; while NYC friends since childhood, such as Lysan...

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from Dramatic Tea Houx! In today’s edition of Bitch Got Caught: The FTC is suing Amazon! Everyhor we know shops on Amazon. When you need socks, but you can’t be bothered to run to Walmart or Target, you open your Amazon app and order yourself some socks. Because avoiding people, am I right? But there's a side of Amazon that the public doesn't really get to see, and that’s Third Party Sellers and Vendors who sell to Amazon wholesale. Most goods purchased on Amazon are supplied by Third Party Sellers or wholesale vendors. The FTCs allegations are that Amazon prevents sellers from offering discounts on their goods on other platforms, such as Walmart.com, Target.com and other lesser-known platforms. Rude! As someone who has been in the e-commerce industry for more than a decade, I say, “We done been knew.” It’s no secret in the industry th...