► Contract romance season is in full swing since award season is 6 months away. Yesterday I wrote about Pammy Anderson & Liam Neeson and Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau as celebs who have been seen getting all cozy like teenagers at school dance. Well, today you can add Tammy Cruise (63) and Ana de Armas (37) to the pile. Tammy and Ana have been rumored since February to be "dating" when they were spotted having a cozy dinner in London. The guessing game of whether or not Ana passed the CO$ audition is over. The 2 of them were photographed with a gaggle of paps in tow as they strolled holding hands in Vermont where Ana has a multi-million dollar house. They visited a small town with the cameras capturing their fauxmance as they checked-off activities from a Hallmark movie:  Read More ☑ Strolling hand in hand ☑ Eating ice cream together ☑ Shopping together. BONUS: bags in hand  ☑ Showing playfulness, coyly smiling at each other  Tom Cruise and Ana de Arma...

  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...

    ► Brooklyn Beckham, the Jeopardy answer to "Worthless Nepo Kids", is courting culinary controversy with his latest fake chef stunt. I'm calling it a stunt because his knowledge of the culinary arts can fit inside a shot glass. He thinks Thermador is Thor's younger brother. While sunning on his yacht off a Mediterranean harbor, BB decided to multi-task by showing how he cooks pasta while being an eco-warrior and peddling his Cloud 23 sauce that doubles as a hair shampoo bottle. He scooped sea water into a pot to cook the pasta. BB failed to realize his yacht is anchored in a harbor where other yachts and boats are parked. Parked vessels leak diesel fuel into the water, dump sewage and other nasty stuff. The internet was quick to point this out to boy genius, reminding him that using sea water is a good way to contract ecoli and water borne ailments. Even if he was out in the middle of the ocean without the issue of nearby yachts dumping their junk (looking at you J...