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  Andre Braugher - American actor - (1962-2023) Peckerwood Manor - Home of hithers and hors from all around the world - 02 Storm Reid - American actress - 22 Chloe Bailey - American singer-songwriter, record producer and actress - 27 Léa Seydoux - French actress - 40 Hilarie Burton - American actress - 43 Liv Tyler - American actress - 48 Sufjan Stevens - American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist - 50 Claire Forlani - British actress - 54 Missy Elliott - American rapper - 54 Julianne Nicholson - American actress - 54 Melissa Peterman - American actress and comedian - 54 Henry Simmons - American actor - 55 Pamela Anderson - Canadian-American actress - 58 Alan Ruck - American actor - 69 Dan Aykroyd - Canadian-American actor and comedian - 73 Terrence Mann - American actor and baritone - 74 Fred Schneider - American singer-songwriter and musician - 74 Victor Willis - American singer-songwriter - 74 Debbie Harry - American singer songwriter and actress - 80 Geneviève Bu...

PECKERWOOD AFTER DARK: The Deep End Edition!

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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Special Edition → Recap Of Jeff Bozo & Silicon Sophia's Wedding Circus

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   ► The circus of the year known as the Bozo & Silicon Sophia wedding took place over the weekend at Venice. There's a lot to laugh at the $56 million they reportedly spent to show that you can't buy class. It was a wedding Stefon from SNL would be proud of. The only thing missing were the midgets wearing traffic cones on their heads and a goat karaoke. Here's my book report.    Let's begin with the wedding invitation. I've seen better art work in a bathroom stall of a port-a-john. It's almost as if they went to Dollar General and bought a sheet of random stickers and threw them on as an after-thought when this mess was spat out by a printer low on ink. If you notice, the invite asks guests to make a donation to a listed Venice charity. Let's be real: donation = payoff. Bozo doesn't have a decent bone in his turtle body. SM had a few thoughts about the invitation:   Read More "Please tell me this isn’t real. It looks like clip art from windows ...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With The Fabulously Fierce Barbara Dane!

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Greetings, favored whores, and welcome to another kicky edition of Music Manor Monday, today with extra social protest 'n such. What do I mean by that? Find out tonight at the Manor's "Sloppy Sausage" after hours club. There, DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing tunes by one of the best white blues singers ever. No, for reals. She was a genuine blues and jazz legend whose abilities are as "rare as a 20 karat diamond," according to no less that Louis Armstrong. Jazz critic Leonard Feather called her “Bessie Smith in stereo.”  In other words, Barbara Dane is the real deal. A fervent fighter for social justice - when that meant more than tickling a keyboard - Barbara's career took off when she moved to San Francisco in the late 1940s. There, she caught the eyes (and ears) of blues devotees all 'round town. Even Ebony , in what was said to be the magazine’s first profile of a white woman, was impressed by both her music and her no-holds barred advocacy f...

PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 6/30/2025

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Goldie! I know we're in scary times right now, but turning to the pipe is NEVER the answer! Try edibles instead!

Caption This!

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Birthday Hors

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  Cheryl - English singer and tv personality - 42 Nicole Franzel - American tv personality - 33 Allegra Versace - Italian-American heiress and socialite - 39 Michael Phelps - American former competitive swimmer - 40 Fantasia Barrino - American singer and actress - 41 Angela Sarafyan - Armenian-American actress - 42 Patrick Wolf - English singer-songwriter - 42 Willam Belli - American drag queen and actor - 43 Lizzy Caplan - American actress - 43 Rick Gonzalez - American actor - 46 Molly Parker - Canadian actress, writer and director - 53 Monica Potter - American actress - 54 Phil Anselmo - American musician, member of Pantera and Down - 57 Peter Outerbridge - Canadian actor - 59 Mike Tyson - American former professional boxer - 59 Deirdre Lovejoy - American actress - 63 Murray Cook - Australian musician, actor and DJ - 65 Vincent D’Onofrio - American actor and filmmaker - 66 David Alan Grier - American comedian and actor - 69 David Garrison - American actor and singer - 7...

Post a Pup Sundays: Emotional Support Dogs: A Love Letter to the Canine Psyche Squad (Part 1 in a Series)

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  Let me start with a confession: this isn’t really about dogs. It’s about you. It’s about us. It’s about the inescapable absurdity of trying to be a human in 2025, where the world is on fire, the algorithm is watching, and somewhere in the distance, your neighbors just joined a dating app for swingers. Against this glittering backdrop of digital dread and quiet existential thrum, enter the dog. Not just a dog. An emotional support dog. The kind of dog who stares into your soul at 2am and says with their eyes, "No, you are not in fact too much." This is part one of a series exploring the profound, often hilarious, sometimes heart-shattering, always very real relationship between humans and their emotional support animals. Dogs, specifically, though the occasional rogue cat or guinea pig may sneak in as supporting cast.  As many of you know I have one that is an extension of my soul, my pain, my stability, and my capacity to love my pup deeply and feel grounded and secure. ...

OPEN POST: These Things!

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Tired of your feline overlord using your legs as a clawing post? Too bad! You have a cat and you're fucked! But not totally - lucky for you there's this shit! I don't know what you call it, but if your legs are looking like they belong to a used-up dummy from Zorro's practicing lair, you should get some!

Birthday Hors

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  Nicole Scherzinger - American singer-songwriter, dancer, actress and tv personality - 47 Camila Mendes - American actress - 31 Oliver Tree - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 32 Aundrea Fimbres - American retired singer - 32 Colin Jost - American comedian, writer and actor - 43 Lily Rabe - American actress - 43 Charlamagne tha God - American radio host, tv personality and comedian - 47 Katherine Jenkins - Welsh singer - 45 Luke Kirby - American-Canadian actor - 47 Zuleikha Robinson - British actress - 48 Bret McKenzie - New Zealander musician, comedian, music supervisor and actor - 49 Emily Skinner - American actress and singer - 55 Brian D’arcy James - American actor and musician - 57 Jamie Deen - American cook, restaurateur and tv personality - 58 John Feldmann - American musician and record producer - 58 Melora Hardin - American actress and singer - 58 Suzette Quintanilla - American actress - 58 Matthew Weiner - American tv writer, producer and directo...

OPEN POST: Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty at Glastonbury

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  What a blast from the past! I was reading about Glastonbury 2025 and came across this image of Pete Doherty, who will be performing on the Greenpeace stage today with his band, The Libertines. Doherty claims that his Glastonbury experience will be a bit different this year as he is with his 2-year old daughter and will be searching out "playgrounds and ice creams." He told reporter Charlotte Gallagher (pictured above) that he loves the magic of Glastonbury and it will always be special to him. Source: BBC News

Birthday Hors

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  Mel Brooks - American actor, comedian, filmmaker, songwriter, playwright - 99 Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters - South African model - 30 Lacey Schwimmer - American dancer and singer - 37 Kellie Pickler - American singer, actress and tv personality - 39 Tamara Ecclestone - British model, socialite, tv personality - 41 Felicia Day - American actress, singer, writer - 46 Luke Kirby - American-Canadian actor - 47 Camille Guaty - American actress - 49 Rob Dyrdek - American entrepreneur, actor, producer, reality tv personality - 51 Alessandro Nivola - American actor - 53 Elon Musk - South African “businessman” and “investor” - 54 Aileen Quinn - American actress, singer and dancer - 54 Steve Burton - American actor - 55 Mike White - American writer, actor and producer - 55 Tichina Arnold - American actress - 56 Chayanne - Puerto Rican singer and actor - 57 Gil Bellows - Canadian actor, songwriter and director - 58 John Cusack - American actor - 59 Mary Stuart Masterson - America actress ...

OPEN POST: Summer Snacks

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For many of us around here, it's hotter than Satan's taint in a wool jockstrap - and with that, we tend to prefer fare on the lighter side when it's time to stuff our empty maws. So Peckerdears, what are some of your favorite summer dishes that get the job done without giving you the meat sweats? I'll go first! Macaroni Salad While this one's a pretty standard recipe I like and found at  Macaroni Salad - Sugar Spun Run , it does the trick when you want a little light, cold pasta to sate your hunger: Ingredients: 8 oz macaroni noodles 1/2 cup diced sweet pickles 3/4 cup diced red bell pepper 1/3 cup sliced celery 1/3 cup diced red onion 2 large hard boiled eggs, diced Macaroni Salad Dressing: 3/4 cup mayo 1/4 cup sour cream (you could use nonfat plain greek yogurt if you wanna be low cal) 2 tbsp sweet pickle juice 1 tbsp red wine vinegar 1 tbsp sugar 2 tsp stone-ground mustard (or dijon if you nasty) 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1/8 tsp garlic powder 1/8 tsp cru...

Caption This! Winners for 6/26

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Michael Ball - English singer, presenter and actor - 63 Chandler Riggs - American actor - 26 Sistine Rose Stallone - American actress and model - 27 H.E.R. - American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 28 Shannon Purser - American actress - 28 Lauren Jauregui - American singer-songwriter - 29 Kimiko Glenn - American actress and singer - 36 Matthew Lewis - English actor - 36 India de Beaufort - British actress - 38 Ed Westwick - English actor and musician - 38 Drake Bell - American actor and musician - 39 Sam Claflin - British actor - 39 Antoine Dodson - American internet celebrity, singer and actor - 39 Courtney Ford - American actress - 47 Bianca Del Rio - American drag queen, comedian, actor and costume designer - 50 Tobey Maguire - American actor and film producer - 50 Christian Kane - American actor and singer-songwriter - 51 Jo Frost - English tv personality, nanny and author - 55 Draco Rosa - Puerto Rican singer-songwriter, musician and entrepreneur - 56 Ravi Kapoo...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": GNOCCI IN BECHAMEL SAUCE!

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Caption This! Winners for 6/25

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Sean Hayes - American actor, comedian, musician and producer - 55 Harley Quinn Smith - American actress and musician - 26 Jacob Elordi - Australian actor - 28 Ariana Grande - American singer and actress - 32 Jennette McCurdy - American writer, filmmaker, former actress and singer - 33 Amanda Cerny - American internet personality - 34 Aubrey Plaza - American actress, comedian and producer - 41 Jason Schwartzman - American actor and musician - 45 Michael Vick - American former football player - 45 Nathan Followill - American actor and composer - 46 Ryan Tedder - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 46 Derek Jeter - American former professional baseball player, businessman - 51 Gretchen Wilson - American singer-songwriter - 52 Rebecca Budig - American actress and tv presenter - 52 Chris O’Donnell - American actor - 55 Irv Gotti - American DJ, music producer and record executive - (1970-2025) Paul Thomas Anderson - American filmmaker - 55 Matt Letscher - American ...

OPEN POST: Hosted By The Schlocktacular 1982 TV Movie, "Fantasies!"

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In 1982, I was a poor, yet simple, boy of 8 or 9, and I watched everything. We had 3 networks and 2 PBS stations, as well as 2 local stations that showed bowling, farm reports and some sort of stupid puppet show - as well as a really awesome show on Saturday nights that had old black-and-white, scary (but not really scary) movies. "Fantasies" was not among those, though it was a major, prime-time network movie, and it concerned the stars of "a very sexy soap opera" being murdered by a psycho stalker killer, the hook being that it starred ACTUAL SOAP OPERA STARS (!), the main one being the delightful Miss Robin Mattson from "General Hospital" and that dude from "All My Children" who's most famous for the commercial in which he muttered those immortal words, "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." "Fantasies" is on Youtube, and I just watched the first scene in which a self-absorbed, pervy asshole actor gets killed pre...