Huzzah! It's National Bologna Day! The Meat, Of Course, Plus Other Things That Qualify!
In addition to cow scrotum, Republicans are created with stringy meat ligaments, pulverized livers and hearts, globs of fat and crushed cow and pig ears and hooves. After this, everything is mixed into a gelatinous goo, sprayed with multiple chemicals, allowed to harden, thinly sliced, then - voila! - you have Lauren Boebert reaching for a handy at a third-rate, bus-and-truck Broadway touring show. Now you know why I will never eat bologna again.
Yes, I forgive Mama and Papa Daniels for serving me and my siblings bologna back in the day, since just about everyone was riding the processed food train back in the late 70s. For my parents, when they weren't slaving over spanakopita or moussaka or scores of other homemade Greek specialties, bologna and Stouffers and Hamburger Helper were so convenient! Plus, on this National Bologna Day - a day when I dare you to make this (and eat it, too) - even I have to admit that back in the day, the bologna pushers on Madison Avenue really knew how to push the cute button:
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