EVENING NIGHTCAP: Shut Up SJP. Just Call Kelly Clarkson "Flake".

 

► My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker or SJP) is out to prove to the world that she's a deep thinker and intellect along the lines of Aristotle or Plato. A while back told the Pen Literary Awards committee that she reads 2 books / a day along with bragging that she's a judge for the 2025 Booker Prize. Variety Magazine threw shade at SJP's dubious claim by saying, "either she has more hours in the day than the rest of us, is a Guinness World Record-level speed reader or is a liar." Oh the burn! I'm going with SJP being a liar. In any case, SJP decided to stick her hoof in the current global discord by explaining why she doesn't discuss geo-political and social issues on SM or anywhere else. Here's what she neighed out of her mouth:  Read More

 “I don’t talk on social media because I don’t think it’s a place that’s deserving of any real complicated conversation,” Parker said. She pointed out that politics went on for decades before the invention of social media and pulled an example from history, adding, “FDR was elected without social media.”

Sarah Jessica Parker, 2024. Photo: Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/ABC News

Comment: Wait a sec...she said SM is not deserving of any real complicated conversations, especially from her? Does she think there aren't any intellectuals on SM capable of having insightful exchanges about the decay of democracy and the issues facing humanity?  I have no damn idea what her comment "FDR was elected without social media" meant. Hey SJP...you know who else was elected without social media:  Hitler. Mussolini. Pol Pot. Idi Amin.  WTF was her point?  SJP is the buffet of bullshit intellectualism. 
 

► Kelly Clarkson has managed to piss off fans and her crew when she cancelled her Las Vegas residency show literally at the last minute. Fans were seated at the Colosseum Auditorium in Caesar's Palace when they learned via social media that show had been cancelled. Damn, that's cold. Many fans made the special trip to see her only to hear "womp-womp" after dolling out money to travel to Vegas and the mortgage payment concert tickets cost these days. Her crew didn't even know she was cancelling the show.  On the SM post Kelly said she cancelled because of her voice. Yea, I'm not buying that excuse. A singer who has their shit together knows well in advance if they're having voice issues. It's called rehearsal. And if your voice is on the fritz, you cancel in advance. Kelly's staff are so fed up with her shenanigans they gave her the nickname "Flake".  As staffers said: Read More

“She’s all in on the talk show, then she’s not, then she is again. She’s performing in Vegas, now she’s not.  It’s enough to make you crazy,” they added. 

Kelly Clarkson publicity poster, 2025. Photo: Kelly Clarkson IG/ Page Six

Comment: Kelly's Las Vegas residency is for a total of 18 shows from July thru November. Each show is about 90 minutes. She's reportedly getting paid $10 million. No word on when the cancelled show (which was opening night) will be rescheduled, and other shows have been postponed until further notice. I took at look at ticket sales and they were massively discounted. Over 70% of seats for the opening night were unsold 6 weeks before the show. You can draw your own conclusions about what's going on.