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      Programming note :  A new work project is cutting into my free time. For the next few weeks, Evening Nightcap might only be featured 2-3x/ per week. Thanks for your understanding.    Let's get to the good stuff! ► Prince Waaagh and Walmart Wallis rolled out their new branding and website to the fanfare of...no one.  The two of them previously used SussexRoyal.com and Archewell.com for their grifting philanthropic endeavors which consisted of raising sofa change in terms of donations for Archewell.  They are telling supporters (insert laugh) to go to their newly relaunched website, Sussex.com.  So what's different about the new website? Well, they dropped "royal" from the domain name. BUT...they managed to sneak-in the RF coat of arms. It also has an "About" page that includes a bio for each of them that is padded with so much bullshit that you need wear waders to sludge through through it.  Prince Waaagh describes himself as, " humanitarian, mi

Lift that wheelbarrow-full of Werther's, my dear, because you're getting older. Or rather, Madonna is getting older - you and I remain spring freshets - because 40-years ago this week, (yes, 40!), Madonna released "Borderline," the fourth single from her first LP, "Madonna." It was her break-out single, or rather, the one that got her noticed not just by gay and Black record buyers, who were onto her well before, but by all the muddled masses.  At the time, critics hailed her "soulful" vocal performance. I'm not kidding. Conversely, it was around this time that Mick Jagger publicly noted that she sounded like "Minnie Mouse on helium." But this may have been sour grapes on Mick's part, since years previous in 1978, according to the very juicy " Jagger Unauthorized" by Christopher Anderson , she rode his baloney pony at his Plaza Hotel suite, and the next morning, sashayed away, but not before telling him, "One day I&

Nature's constant battle against the encroachment of man manifested in a new way at the Colorado ski resort of Winter Park. One of nature's most dangerous, MOOSE, decided to come skiing! Actually they were just standing there, but it's pretty jarring all the same. That's the third to last animal I'd want to run into on the slopes (the first two being a mountain lion and a grizzly bear). But, there aren't grizzlies in Colorado. Though they did just decide to reintroduce wolves into Colorado, so if we're going Colorado-specific, I'll go mountain lion, then wolf, then moose as my top three animals I don't want to run into on the slopes. Also all those people standing around watching them are nuts. Read more here . Via 9news

 

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Robbie Williams - English singer-songwriter - 50 Sophia Lillis - American actress - 22 Prince Michael Jackson I - American media personality - 27 Mena Suvari - American actress, producer, fashion designer and model - 45 Feist - Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist - 48 Kelly Hu - American actress, former fashion model - 56 Carolyn Lawrence - American actress and real estate agent - 57 Hugh Dennis - English comedian, presenter, actor, impressionist and writer - 62 Henry Rollins - American singer, writer, artist, actor, comedian and presenter - 63 Pernilla August - Swedish actress, director and screenwriter - 66 Denise Austin - American fitness instructor, author and columnist - 67 Peter Gabriel - English singer-songwriter and musician - 74 Stockard Channing - American actress - 80 Kitten Natividad - Mexican-American actress and exotic dancer - (1948-2022) Jerry Springer - American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer - (1944-2023) Carol Lynley - American actress -

    Programming note :  A new work project is cutting into my free time. For the next few weeks, Evening Nightcap might only be featured 2-3x/ per week. Thanks for your understanding.  ► Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Anthony-almost Rodriguez-Affleck, who takes pride in being a gay icon, has found herself in a scandal of her own making.  JLo was the guest of honor and performed at the grand opening of the One &Only One Za'abeel in Dubai.  Why is this an escandalo?  Because Dubai, which is part of the United Arab Emirates, has one of the worst records for human rights especially for LGBTQ and women. They are a very anti-gay and a misogynistic culture. They'll throw anyone in prison who publicly identifies LGBTQ. And women barely have any rights.  JLo was paid $5 million for the appearance (plus I'm sure all her expenses were covered). People are PISSED because she's been an outspoken supporter for LGBTQ for years. So much so that in 2014, she was honored with the Vanguard

Many have tried, and many have failed, to bang correctly. No, you filthy strumpet, I mean bangs, as in the hairstyle. It is a bold choice because growing them out takes enormous fortitude and a fuck load of strength. There is one woman, however, a doyenne, a goddess, a devotee of bangs, and that is Mamie Doud, aka Madame Eisenhower.  Oh, this bangs angel found her luxuriant bang style, and she was not giving them up. Age be damned. Baby bangs 4'ever! That was her mantra, her manifesto, her battle cry. These bangs were a comfort through good times and bad; when life's highs and lows took Mamie asunder, a quick check, and she could calm herself with the knowledge that they were still there and carefully shellacked with a slight curl to her high, very high on her forehead.  Let's take a stroll down Bang Avenue with a few examples of the ones that tried to be Mamie, but no, they can't pull off a baby bang, not like our Mamie.   Nice try, Courtney, enchanting even, but you a

 

Chynna Phillips - American singer-songwriter and actress - 56 Aquaria - American drag queen, tv personality and recording artist - 28 Elle Varner - American singer-songwriter - 35 Mike Posner - American rapper, singer-songwriter and record producer - 36 Sarah Lancaster - American actress - 44 Gucci Mane - American rapper and record executive - 44 Christina Ricci - American actress - 44 Jesse Spencer - Australian-American actor and musician - 45 Aaron Sanchez - Mexican-American celebrity chef, restaurateur, tv personality - 48 Tara Strong - American actress - 51 Latrice Royale - American drag performer, recording artist and reality tv personality - 52 Darren Aronofsky - American filmmaker - 55 Josh Brolin - American actor - 56 Lochlyn Munro - Canadian actor - 58 Christine Elise - American actress - 59 Raphael Sbarge - American actor and filmmaker - 60 Ed Lover - American DJ, radio personality, actor, musician - 61 John Michael Higgins - American actor, game show host and comedian -

As the world gears up for the annual clash of faux titans known as the Super Bowl, a different sort of showdown, captures the hearts of millions, offering a cuddly counter-program to the gridiron giants. Welcome to the Puppy Bowl, the furriest, most adorable event of the year, where the only penalties are for excessive cuteness, and the only thing inflated is the audience's heart rate from watching sweet little pups frolicking happily. Imagine, if you will,  a field of dreams where the athletes are just lovable puppies having a great time. These four-legged contenders are the epitome of everything good in this world, all willing toddlers in dog years with boundless energy and an attention span as short as their little legs. They're the kind of players who think nothing of taking an impromptu nap on the 50-yard line or mistaking a teammate's tail for a chew toy. Team Ruff and Team Fluff vie for the coveted "Lombarky" Trophy in this epic canine battle. It's not

In Dis Tew Much™ news, a proposal to ban wearing thongs on the beach in Australia is underway, and of course you already know the type behind it - a straight white puritanical killjoy (local businessman Ian Grace). He proposed the ban in a letter to the Gold Coast mayor, confidently claiming (without consulting anyone whatsoever, probably) that it "makes people uncomfortable." Um, okay, buddy... However, in response to the proposed ban, a bikini-clad rally of protestors have gathered to show their support for what they're now calling the 'Free the Peach' movement. I'd be lying if said I wasn't a bit disappointed they aren't calling it 'Butt Out, Ian!', but I digress. Discussing the protest, one pro-thong woman had this to say about it: "It's giving everybody the freedom of choice of what they can wear on the beach. It's fighting for our right to feel comfortable enough in our own skin. We've been doing it for so many years, i

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  Just a coupla scamming scammers, hanging out in their minimum security prison. Wonder what they're talking about. Source: Reddit

    ♦  Another day, another reboot. Lazy execs at CBS are rebooting "Matlock". The original series starred Andy Griffith and ran from 1986-1995.  CBS started working on the reboot last year but things came to a grinding halt due to the SAG-WGA strike. But it's full steam ahead now. The reboot will have Kathy Bates in the starring role of Matlock, the septuagenarian lawyer / crime solver. She will be joined by Jason Ritter, David Del Rio, Skye P. Marshall, Leah Lewis, and Beau Bridges who will play "Senior", the law firm's top dog. BTW, Beau replaces Jaimey Sheridan (of Law & Order Criminal Intent). The studio gave no reason why Beau replaced Jaimey. Oh  well.  The reboot is scheduled for the 2024/2025 TV season on CBS . Read More Beau Bridges and Kathy Bates. Photo: Getty / CBS / The Wrap.com Comment:  I never liked Matlock. But my dad loved watching it. It was "appointment TV" in our house when it came on. He would watch it while eating pean

Roberta Flack - American retired singer - 87 (killing me softly) Yara Shahidi - American actress and producer - 24 Chloë Grace Moretz - American actress - 27 Makenzie Vega - American actress - 30 Mia Khalifa - Lebanese-American media personality - 31 Karen Fukuhara - American actress - 32 Emma Roberts - American actress - 33 Uzo Aduba - American actress - 43 Stephanie Beatriz - American actress - 43 Holly Willoughby - English tv presenter, author and model - 43 Keeley Hawes - English actress - 48 Elizabeth Banks - American actress and filmmaker - 50 Charlotte Tilbury - British entrepreneur and makeup artist - 51 Laura Dern - American actress - 57 Vince Gilligan - American screenwriter, producer and director - 57 Alexander Payne - American film director, screenwriter and producer - 63 George Stephanopoulos - American tv host - 63 Jim Cramer - American tv personality, author, entertainer - 69 Mark Spitz - American former competitive swimmer - 74 Robert Wagner - American actor - 9

T.I. and Tiny Harris! With 39% of your votes, the couple has won this month's coveted crown for their shitbaggery. Let's wish them all the worst in their upcoming sexual assault lawsuit . At a close second, Nicki Minaj received 38% of the votes, followed by Alyssa Milano (15%), Barbie stans (4%), and US Federal Highway Department at 4%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you next month for a new roundup of Shitbags! Source: People